The Para-Rigger

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamestaylor/2014/01/08/embarrassed-global-warming-alarmists-sink-to-comedic-lows-with-polar-vortex-excuse/

Well in all fairness, these days we're already supposed to accept a lot of things that we flat-out know just aren't true, so what's one more thing. Warming means cold. Cool.